The only live relationships I've had that compare were with a yoga freak.
She could cross her thighs behind her neck;
great for "basket case" fantasies.
You can fix realistic expressions on the dead, beat them (some love it),
and reduce the chance of venereal disease.
They do everything that live people do and then some.

Have you ever made love using the rear entry position and
looked your partner in the eye?
I have, she was an auto fatality with a broken neck.
And there are plenty of opportunities to use diverse numbers of
artificially created orifices found in those who came to gruesome ends.
Like the pragmatic philosopher Marquis De Sade wrote: 
"If an orifice was not created to be used this way,
why is the fit so perfect?"

Remember, the key to all sex is the mind anyway.
So if you feel like a cow being milked, if sex has become a boring
"she came... thank goodness he waited... good, now I can come" routine
then take some advice and put spice in your life. Go necro!

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