A few mischievous types have already been productive, sabotaging Bunnings retailing by "re-organising" the stock in their aisles. For a small investment in your time, you can force Bunnings staff to spend many costly hours putting goods back in their place on shelves. You could call it stock(mis)taking :) SUGGESTIONS: * Roam the aisles filling your trolley/basket with goods abandoning your collection eventually. * Small items are more efficient * Basket is better than trolley because it can be placed aside easily once full, and another basket can be used next, ad infinitum. * Storage items on display can actually be used to hide/misplace goods within. * Actually BUY something then return it for refund later complaining that you had read a flier about unethical Bunnings deforestation policy. * Have friends handing out pamphlets outside the store as you do this. It is perfectly legal, and experience has shown 80% of the public are supportive. * Anyone with a mobile phone can frustrate the counter staff by phoning then hanging up just before seeing them about to pick up the phone. * Anyone with the Optus free weekend local mobile calls can help by faxing crap to them. ______________________________________________ Insightment by the Undesirable Propagation Unit.