A few mischievous types have already been productive, 
sabotaging Bunnings retailing by "re-organising" the stock in their aisles.
For a small investment in your time, you can force Bunnings staff 
to spend many costly hours putting goods back in their place on shelves.
You could call it stock(mis)taking :)



SUGGESTIONS:

* Roam the aisles filling your trolley/basket with goods
  abandoning your collection eventually.
* Small items are more efficient
* Basket is better than trolley because it can be placed aside easily
  once full, and another basket can be used next, ad infinitum.
* Storage items on display can actually be used to hide/misplace
  goods within.
* Actually BUY something then return it for refund later 
  complaining that you had read a flier about 
  unethical Bunnings deforestation policy.
* Have friends handing out pamphlets outside the store as you do this.
  It is perfectly legal, and experience has shown 80% of the public
  are supportive.
* Anyone with a mobile phone can frustrate the counter staff by phoning
  then hanging up just before seeing them about to pick up the phone.
* Anyone with the Optus free weekend local mobile calls can help
  by faxing crap to them.

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Insightment by the Undesirable Propagation Unit.