Those that refuse to play by Western society's rules get gassed.
Not in ghastly chambers but out in the lovely treelined streets.
The majority of Australian city land area is for cars.
All hail the sign of the "T".
You can have any colour lung lining you like as long as it is black.

Who wants to share public transport with strangers,
rubbing shoulders with the unemployed, and senile pensioners
that in an entire lifetime never got their shit together to buy a car?

The brown haze over Melbourne may not smell nice but those of us who
play the capitalist game will at least be able to afford bottled air
like in Tokyo Air Cafes.

The hippies and ferals ruining our country can't escape into the bush.
The acid rain will have killed off most of that too
like in Europe and Scandinavia. Justice.

And if blackened lungs by passive breathing doesn't get them, 
there are other options:
Perhaps the cigarette companies will continue to enjoy
government support ahead of "nasty anti-social" drugs like
marijuana and psylosobin mushrooms.

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Authorised by the Undesirable Propagation Unit
for the Left Right Out Party, Australia