When she continued with her affair 
I couldn't resist eventually asking her the "big" question...
ie "Is his penis bigger than mine?"

Honesty was the rule: 

  "Yes, it is," she replied.

Eventually I went one step further and inquired:

  "So does size make a difference?"
  "Yes, it does, I can feel him reach deeper inside.
   But it is different, not better. 
   There are aspects of *our* sexual relationship that he cannot equal."

Somehow the consolation didn't work.
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